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  1. 2017 Revelations Championship review. 2Packer defeated Doughboys 175.85 to 106.40 to win the highly coveted Revelations Championship. Playoff stud Todd Gurley led the way with 49.60 followed by Kareem Hunt with 20.6 and on the last play of the season the Philadelphia D scored a TD for a total of 22 on the week. How many people won or lost the championship because of that TD? Special thanks to our sponsors Erik Balkman for providing the Kleenex & free drink to the lowest scorer of the week & Jameson Irish Whiskey for providing the regular season points leader with a 1.75 liter bottle. Thank you to the High Stakes Fantasy Football Hour for providing the live draft commentary. Rumor has it there is a petition circulating the internet requesting Revelations receives the entire 2 hour coverage next season and Genesis gets an Exodus from the shows coverage. Last and certainly not least thank you to everyone who competed this year. Not many have the guts to compete in the toughest league the FFPC offers where 12 of the self proclaimed greatest players compete for the coveted Revelations Championship. Draft day is a short 4 1/2 months away. Revelations... we make the ADP. Just say no to #sheeplerankings Happy New Year and good luck in the Playoff Challenge.
  2. Thanks Todd, Only 4 1/2 more months until draft day. Drink up & study up!
  3. Revelations playoff week 2 AKA the Semi Finals. 2Packer gave Captain Underpants a 189.6 point Wedgie that went all the way over his head. Final score 189.6 to 117.4 Led by Todd Gurley 45, Kareem Hunt 39.60 and Erin Rodgers 27.80. Unfortunately team 2Packer won't have her "Erin" at QB this week. Chin up Mr. Underpants, on the bright side you have a team sitting in 24th overall in the FPC. I'll be cheering for the Notorious B I P to finish strong. Doughboys takes down the 2 seed Tree Huggers 162.25 to 140.50. Mark Ingram with 32.10, Devonta Freeman with 30.40, and Michael Thomas chipped in 24.3 to lead the Doughboys to victory. Congrats to Tree Huggers on a great season. Was near the top in the points standings all season and just came up a bit short in the playoffs. Best of luck next year & I hope Santa brings you a #MAGA hat. #1 seed 2Packer vs #3 seed Doughboys in the Championship. Place your bets, place your bets. Who you got to win? Game kicks off on Saturday at 3:30.
  4. Week 14 AKA round 1 of the playoffs is in the books. Captain Underpants takes care of business defeating Kobeez Krew 157.75 to 106.15. Jamaal Williams led the way with 30.80 followed by Jarvis Landry 24.60 and Hunter Henry with 17. Jamaal Williams has been on a roll lately and will be interesting to see how he does this week with Aaron Rodgers coming back. Doughboys in a thriller defeats Dude Platinum 137.75 to 129.05. This was an exciting one to watch. Going into Monday night 3.5 points separated them. Doughboys had Hogan & Gostkowski and Dude Platinum with Stills & New England D. New England D came up with only 2 points and he had Denver D on the bench which scored 19. Plus Mr Benjamin Watson gave him a big ol donut. I"m guessing they aren't exchanging Christmas cards this year. This weeks match ups are #1 Seed 2Packer vs #5 Captain Underpants & #2 seed Tree Huggers vs #3 Doughboys.
  5. What an exciting finish to the regular season unless you are on team Brown Panda. The panda use to be white & black but after he pooped the bed he's now brown. Mr Panda went from 4th to 7th in points due to a 94.15 performance this past week. Okay enough about the heartaches and onto this weeks winners. Captain Underpants led the way with a 178.05. New team name and new attitude propelled this team from 8th to 5th place led by the Miami Defense scoring 30 points. When did Miami get a defense? 4 additional players topped the 20 mark including Super Cam with 22.25, Sexy Rexy Burkhead 25.3, Jamaal Williams 20.30, & A.J. I don't catch passes in the 2nd half Green with 26.7. Dude Platinum comes in second with week with a 167.15. This team needs to call itself butter because it's on a roll. After week 10 he was in 11th place and with that performance wraps up the final playoff spot. Led by my favorite player Keenan Allen with 26.50 and Antonio I have a toe injury Browns 24.10. Justin Tucker chipped in with a 18.50. Who says the kicker position isn't important? I say draft him next year by round 13. Doughboys rounds out the top 3 with a 156.5. Led by Tyreek Hills 36.50. Solid performances by Mark Ingram 24.2, Philip Rivers 21, and Beast Mode even sprung a long td scoring 20.1 this week. Congratulations to 2Packer & Tree Huggers wrapping up 1st round byes. Special thanks to this years sponsor Jameson for dropping off a 1.75 liter bottle to the #1 seed. Sorry, not sorry you didn't get one Mr. Hunter. This weeks playoff matchups are #3 Doughboys vs #6 Dude Platinum & #4 Kobeez Krew vs #5 Captain Underpants. Sudden Birth is this weeks Eric Balkman award winner scoring 80.2 this week. Final regular season standings. 2Packer 1773 Tree Huggers 1768 Doughboys 1733 Kobeez Krew 1722 Captain Underpants 1717 DudePlatinum 1714 Brown Panda 1674 Rednecks 1655 vcstaff 1602 Sudden Birth 1598 Real Swipes 1598 Jake Butt's Ex 1406
  6. Week 12 review. Sorry for not posting week 11 results. Got a little busy with Thanksgiving week. DudePlatinum takes the top spot this week with 175.1. He actually was for week 11 and making a strong push for the final playoff spot. Some teams rollover dead down the stretch and others rise to the challenge. Antonio Brown led the way with 40.90 followed up by Keenan Allen with 34.2. These 2 have been on fire the past couple of weeks. Hopefully they can keep it going as I have them in a few leagues as well. Kobeez Krew comes in 2nd with 158.35 led by Julio Jones 50.80. Should I use that term 50 burger? Balky hates it so yes I will. Carson Wentz continues to shine chipping in 26.25. This team has Josh Gordon on the bench. How many points you think he scores this week? Captain Underpants rounds out the top 3 with a 152.40. Solid performances by Jamaal I'm the 3rd RB on the team Williams 29.50. Hunter Henry with his on again off again season chips in with 21.10. VCSTAFF is this weeks Eric Balkman award winner limping in with 91.7 points. We are down to the final week of the season. Only 8 points seperate 3 teams playing for the final playoff spot. Can 2Packer & Tree Huggers hold on and lock up 1st round byes? 2Packer 1660 Tree Huggers 1634 Kobeez Krew 1595 Brown Panda 1579 Doughboys 1577 DudePlatinum 1547 Rednecks 1541 Captain Underpants 1539 Sudden Birth 1518 vcstaff 1477 Real Swipes 1442 Jake Butt's Ex 1323
  7. Week 10 week in review. Only 3 more weeks to battle for final playoff spots. Brown Panda brings home the top spot of the week with a 157.35 led by Sterling Shepards 25.2 and Devin Funchess with 26.20. Old Man Fitz still bringing it with 21.30. Rednecks comes in 2nd with 154.90. Led by Adam Thielen's 30.6, Jimmy Grahams 23.70, and a couple rookies in Ju JU with 20.7 & CMC with 20. Fournette was a turd this week scoring only 6.6. Anyone follow Ju Ju on youtube? Kobeez Krew rounds out the top 3 with 154.05 led by future hall of famer Robert Woods 37.10 and Greg Zuerleins 17.60. Yes, kickers are important. Anyone else miss the boat this year on Robert Woods? I even had that stone in dynasty and cut him when the season started. Jake Butt's Ex is the Eric Balkman award winner for the 2nd week in a row scoring 86 this week. Make sure you hit up Eric for your free adult beverage. If Shane keeps winning this award he is going to become the butt of all jokes. Overall standings after 10 weeks. For the 2nd time in 3 weeks Mr Hunter and team Tree Huggers takes over the top spot. Sending virtual high five. We are starting to see some seperation for that last playoff spot. VCSTAFF holds a 37 point lead with 3 weeks to go. Tree Huggers 1379 2Packer 1374 Brown Panda 1333 Kobeez Krew 1313 Doughboys 1302 vcstaff 1281 Captain Underpants 1244 Sudden Birth 1241 Rednecks 1235 Real Swipes 1196 DudePlatinum 1189 Jake Butt's Ex 1123
  8. Week 9 review. It's go time only 4 weeks left. Doughboys with the top spot scoring 158.85. He was led by Jared Goff with 31.55. WOW what a difference getting rid of that stone Fisher makes. Marvin Jones chipped in with 29.7 and hands of stone Jared Cook hauled in 24.6. Seriously Jared Cook went 8 for 126 yards. "rolls eyes" 2Packer with the 2nd best scoring 155.05. He wasn't too happy losing the overall lead last week so he had Mike Evans bitch slap Marshon Lattimore. Rookie Alvin Kamara led the way with 33.2, followed closely by Tyrod Taylors 31.75. Thanks for the 2.3 points Mike Evans. Your 0 this week isn't going to help retain the lead. Kobeez Krew comes in 3rd with 142.15. Let's just say this was a lucky 142.15 Robert Woods 23, Julius Thomas 23.4, & Greg Zuerlein with 18.30. I don't see that ever happening again this season. Rod Smith with a goose egg this week at RB. C'Mon man! You are better than that. You gotta hit the waiver wire and field a lineup. Jake Butt's Ex is the Eric Balkman award winner limping in with 79.6. It's been a challenging year for the new comer Shane as he's currently last in the overall. We do thank you for donating this year. overall standings after week 9 2Packer 1281 Tree Huggers 1267 vcstaff 1193 Brown Panda 1176 Doughboys 1173 Kobeez Krew 1159 Sudden Birth 1125 Captain Underpants 1119 Rednecks 1080 DudePlatinum 1076 Real Swipes 1054 Jake Butt's Ex 1037
  9. Saddle up Pilgrim! There's a new sheriff in town and his name is Todd Hunter. Tree Huggers puts up a massive 222.80 to crush everyone this week and move into 1st place in the overall standings. Russell Wilson with 40.60 what a great game that was vs the Texans. Zeke with 28.40, Kelce 29.8, Baltimore D with 31 and then this guy definately has a lucky horse shoe up his butt getting 22.50 out of Robby Anderson & 28.50 from Paul Richardson. Dude Platinum wins 2nd prize in the beauty contest scoring 140.05. Jack Doyle with a 36.10. Who is Jack Doyle?? Sudden Birth rounds out the top 3 with 138.85 led by Will all I do is score touchdown bombs Fullers 29.50, Tom Brady 20.85, Kai Forbath 17.30 a kicker! Who said kickers aren't important? Rednecks is this weeks Eric Balkman award winner bringing up the rear with a 103.8. Ju Ju not only looked good on TV, but looked really good on his bench this week. Overall standings after week 8. Week 9 brings us another round of a brutal bye week. Tree Huggers 1127 2Packer 1126 vcstaff 1063 Brown Panda 1056 Sudden Birth 1032 Kobeez Krew 1016 Doughboys 1014 Captain Underpants 988 Rednecks 974 Jake Butt's Ex 957 DudePlatinum 947 Real Swipes 943
  10. Week 7 review Tree Huggers take the top spot of the week for the 2nd time scoring 159. Zeke Elliott not only knows how to beat a woman but a defense scoring 40.90 "Sassy!" Russell Wilson chipped in with 29.7 & Zach Ertz with 22.4 2Packer comes in at 2nd with 155.90. Led by I'm really good when I decide to play on Sunday Jordan Reed 30.4 & Gurley w/ 25.4. The Adrian Peterson hype train came to a dead stop with only 4.3. Doughboys rounds out the top 3 with 150.75. Led my Tyreek Hills 25.20. Did you know Dave Gerczak has a man crush on him? It's true I saw it on the internet. Mark Ingram chips in with 21 and the Dallas D scores a solid 16. This weeks Eric Balkman award recipient goes to House of Cards scoring 79.55. Make sure you hit up Eric on Twitter for that kleenex & free beer. Overall standings after week 7. Still 6 weeks left so continue the waiver wire grind & setting those lineups. 2Packer 1014 vcstaff 948 Brown Panda 936 Tree Huggers 905 Sudden Birth 894 Kobeez Krew 886 Doughboys 882 House of Cards 878 Rednecks 870 Jake Butt's Ex 835 Real Swipes 820 DudePlatinum 807
  11. Special thanks to our new sponsor Erik Balkman. Each week the lowest scoring team will be the recipient of the Eric Balkman award winning a free beer on Eric and a shoulder to cry on. Thanks for stepping up to the plate and helping out.
  12. Week 6 in review. Woah, almost half way there. Woah, some teams are livin' on a prayer. You're singing it in your head. Brown Panda takes the top spot this week with a 170.50 Let by old man Fitz with 29.8. He's like the energizer bunny just keeps going & going & going. Demaryius Thomas chipped in with 23.3. I expect him to continue to produce with E Sanders injury. Last but not least we had another Carlos Hyde sighting scoring 24.5. VCSTAFF aka Mr. Steady Eddie takes the 2nd spot for the week with a 151.9 led by Kirk Cousins 32.1 and some guy named Jerick McKinnon pitched in 26.9 points. What restaurant did he use to tend bar at? Real Swipes top 3 this week scoring 138.35. The Gronk led the way with 29.3 and the Rams D racked up 19. psst, might want to throw Pryor on the bench and start Engram who scored 21.7 and the Giants have nobody else to throw the ball to. Or not it's your team and you can do as you want with it. The Eric Balkman award for the week goes to Doughboys with 72.4 points scored. Overall standings after week 6 2Packer 859 vcstaff 820 House of Cards 799 Brown Panda 796 Kobeez Krew 767 Rednecks 757 Sudden Birth 750 Tree Huggers 745 Doughboys 731 Jake Butt's Ex 714 DudePlatinum 697 Real Swipes 694
  13. Week 5 review Sorry for the late review as I have been busy going to middle school & freshman volleyball games. Plus working the concession stands. Things are starting to tighten up in the standings thanks to the outstanding performance by 2Packer putting up a 75.60 total this week. Nice job!! House of Cards takes the top spot for the week with a 189.25 led by Deshaun Watson 38.15 "keep it up kid!" and AJ Greens 31.9. Some guy named Aaron Jones "$328 bid" chipped in with 20.40 and we had a TY Hilton sighting this week scoring 24.7 Rednecks takes the 2nd spot putting up 152.9 lead by Fournette 31.40 and Jags d with 29. Really the Jags D??? Big Ben you stink and should have retired. VCSTAFF grabs the 3rd with 152.45 led by Dak's 33.25. What a great game that Cowboys/Packers game was. Aaron Rodgers owns that stadium. Seriously, if you don't believe me check out wiki. Special note back up Derrick Henry he started for a 0.9 and had McKinnon on the bench with 26.6. Fantasy football is funny some times. Overall standings after week 5 2Packer 748 House of Cards 689 vcstaff 668 Doughboys 658 Tree Huggers 651 Kobeez Krew 642 Rednecks 636 Brown Panda 626 Sudden Birth 619 Jake Butt's Ex 582 DudePlatinum 566 Real Swipes 556
  14. Week 4 in review. Tree Huggers takes the top spot this week with a 167.25 fueled by Russell Wilson w/ 32.55, Zeke's 29.90, Kelce 27.90 and we have a Tyrell Williams sighting scoring 22.50. Mr. Hunter has moved into 2nd place in the overall standings. If you recall from the post draft review I did state this was his best drafted team ever in Revelations. Doughboys comes in close behind with 162.70 led by Eli "I cry like a baby" Manning 30.60. I love everybody but I hate him. Overall solid contributions from everyone on the team scoring in double digits except Tyreek Hill who could only manage 8.50 Sudden Birth rounds out the top 3 with a score of 150.35. Look out for this team. He started out slow but has been picking up steam. Bell led the way with 34.6 followed by Tom Bradys 23.55 and some guy named Cameron Brate with 20 and Seattle D with 19. Season totals after week 4 2Packer 672 Tree Huggers 546 Brown Panda 533 Doughboys 530 Kobeez Krew 517 vcstaff 516 House of Cards 499 Rednecks 483 Sudden Birth 480 DudePlatinum 452 Real Swipes 449 Jake Butt's Ex 447
  15. Week 3 review. We are almost 1/3 of the way through the regular season. Still lots of football left to play. Especially with the goofy rules of total points through week 13 and then the playoffs are head to head. Good Game to whoever created those rules. Their parents probably also gave him/her participation ribbons for taking 14th out of 14th place. Enough of the soap box as I've stated it numerous times through the years and onto the results. 2packer leads the way with a 190.55 point week with the help of the RB duo of Hunt 25.3 & Gurley 37.9. Plus WR sexy man Sammy Watkins 28.6 & Stefon Diggs 37.3. Are you Diggs'n the team? Yes, I'm funny and it's okay to laugh. 2nd spot goes to Sudden Birth with a 155.3 led by future hall of famer Tom Bradys 41.50 and his new shiny toy Brandin Cooks 32.1. 3rd place goes to Brown Panda with 154.7. Nice to see Jordan Howard come out of his shell with 33.4. Larry Fitzgerald chipped in with 33.9. How old is he 60? He's going to be collecting social security before he retires from the NFL. He's a great guy, plus does a lot of charity work. Check him out on Twitter. Season totals 2Packer 541 Brown Panda 431 vcstaff 400 Kobeez Krew 385 Tree Huggers 379 House of Cards 372 Doughboys 367 Rednecks 352 DudePlatinum 352 Jake Butt's Ex 345 Real Swipes 338 Sudden Birth 330