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This will be the official place to check in on the greatest league the FFPC offers. 12 of the self proclaimed greatest fantasy football minds will compete to win the coveted title of Revelations Champion. This will be the first live draft to kick off the fantasy season and will be covered live on the High Stakes Fantasy Football Hour. Technically Genesis will start at the same time but they are Bush League. Winning Genesis is like winning the popular vote. You can't Trump the Revelations league.

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Revelations we make the ADP!

Welcome to the World Famous 2017 Revelations post draft review.  This is a regular season total points league and then switches to head to head in the playoffs. Shut up I didn't make the rules.  I want to first thank the new blood that joined this year. Not many have the testicular fortitude to step up to the challenge to compete against the self proclaimed greatest redraft league in all of fantasy football. Special thanks goes out to David Gerczak and whoever his co host is that featured the draft live on the High Stakes Fantasy Football Hour.  We should have been on for the entire 2 hours, but that would have probably pushed the Geriatrics in Genesis into cardiac arrest.

Now kickback, relax, and grab a glass of your favorite beverage or edible and enjoy the review.  Note this review is for entertainment purposes only.  If it hurts your feelings you probably shouldn't be in this league.  I suggest going to a safe house to be consoled by other snowflakes.

Team Rednecks kicked off the draft from the 1 hole.  He wasted no time in selected David Johnson followed up by 2 future stud running backs in Fournette & McCaffrey.  Being a savvy veteran of Revelations & the FFPC he follows that up with 2 TE's in Rudolph & Drew Brees' former lover Jimmy Graham. "hit up David Gerczak on Twitter for more info"  WR's usually are a pretty good staple to have on your team and he decided to punt this position by selecting Rishard Matthews, Jamison Crowder, & Adam Thielen. I almost threw up some of my scotch typing that.  At least he redeamed himself by selecting former NCAA National Champion and Heisman winner Jameis Winston from FSU "Go NOLES!" and Marcus Mariota.  Unfortunately this is not a 2 QB league and unless those 2 rookie RB's are both Zeke mini me he is on the outside looking at the boys competing in the playoffs.

Tree Huggers drafted from the 2 hole.  Mr. Hunter was quite reserved in the chatroom compared to normal years. I suspect he didn't start drinking early enough. Which would explain why this year is probably his best team EVAH in Revelations.  Todd started it off with a solid pick of Zeke at the 1.02 and then Kelce and Ajayi in rounds 2/3. Need I say more? Are we ready to watch him compete in the playoffs?  Starting roster will consist of ex Badgers QB Wilson, Zeke, Ajayi, Ware, Marshall, Corey Davis, & Kelce.  Going to sprinkle in a little Ertz, J Matthews, & breakout candidate DeVante Parker.  Yes, write that down breakout player DeVante Parker. Get him now while he's cheap.

 

2Packer drafting from the 3 spot shocked the world passing on LeVeon Bell for Mike Evans. While Evans is a great player I'd like to check his BAC at the time of this pick. In round 2 he takes Jordan Reed over Travis Kelce.  At this point in the show the Mel Kiper JR of Blog Talk Radio Dave Gerczak chimes bashing 2packer for taking Evans over Bell and Reed over Kelce.  He even tries to back it up with stupid last years stats how Kelce outperformed Reed down the stretch and into the playoffs.  News flash Mr. Kiper it's 2017 and not 2016 anymore! With the next few picks he drafts former #1rookie Todd Gurley & Sammy Watkins. Um, hello have you seen them play last year??? Oh that's right it's 2017 not 2016.  In normal 2Packer fashion he punts the RB2 position hoping to catch lightning in a bottle with maybe Kamara, Hunt and former fantasy darling J Chaz. This team might be better suited for best ball format, but has some electrifying players that could rack up some points in this total points format. Definate shot at making the playoffs.

Sudden Birth #4 Always a contender in this league, but this year could be the exception unless the cheatriots offense holds up. At the 1.04 in absolute shock still available Bell is selected followed up by Brady's new shiny toy in Cooks and old man Greg Olsen at TE.  With the Patriots Cialis kicking in he selects Tom Brady & Edelman next. Team is looking very good at this point so he decides to start throwing some very bad darts at Lacy, DJax, Abdullah, and then Percy Harvin 2.0 John Ross. I give it a 50/50 shot at making the playoffs especially if the Patriots offense sputters.

 

DudePlatinum Mr DraftMaster himself picking #5. Solid first 5 in Antonio, DeMarco, A Rob, Keenan, & Brees.  I award a couple extra bonus points as I have a special place in my heart for A Rob & Keenan. Somebody forgot to tell him this is a 1.5 pt PPR for TE's and you have to pick a starter it's not best ball format. Doyle, Fiddle sticks or however you say his name, & old McDonald had a farm. Come ON MAN, lay off the micro brews during drafting.  Just kidding, I'm funny like a clown.  Lacking at the RB2 and TE could be the teams downfall. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but we do thank you for your donation.

Jake Butt's Ex Yes, say that fast a couple of times.  Welcome to Revelations Shane. Kicks it off with OBJ & Hopkins. Wow I think that Cialis Sudden Birth had is rubbing off on me. Oh behave "said in my Austin Powers voice" Follows it up with a good while not hurt pick in Eifert and the guy with the 2nd best right hook in the NFL Joe Mixon.  Too soon for that comment? If you thought 2Packer liked to punt RB check out this roster of Mixon, D. Martin, Perkins, Fat Kelley, Prosise the sissy. I really like the wild card WR if you can hit them on the weeks of Moncrief, Bryant, & John Brown.  Not a playoff contender this year, but we do thank you for joining Revelations this year and look forward to your analysis of the 2018 rookies.  You're one of the few I actively search out around combine & draft time.

 

Kobeez Krew Starts it off with Me & Julio "Jones" down by the school yard. You're singing it aren't you. Kind of digging this team, or maybe it's the blind russians starting to kick in. Those DAMN Russians. Julio, Melvin, Lamar, Rodgers, Crowell Sanders, Ebron etc. This is the last hurrah for Lamar, Crowell, Sanders, & Lat Murray.  Can they pop a couple Cialis and finish strong or will they go limp into the playoffs?  See what I did there?  Again I'm funny like a clown.  Good shot at making the playoffs and if you are a betting man and getting decent odds place a few bucks on them to win it all.

Brown,  The leader of the chat room. Instead of leader I prefer Colonel Angus "say that quickly" of the chatroom picks from the 8 hole. I said eight not A hole. He wasn't beating around the bush and brought it with Cooper, J Howard, Demaryius, Hyde, T. Coleman, Fitz, & Matty Ice to start the draft.  Pretty weak at tight end and depth, but overall a solid contender for the championship. Looking forward to see if his team can back it up as much as the talking he can do in the chatroom.

Real Swipes.  At first glance I look at the team and in my Tommy Boy voice say Tommy likey, Tommy want wingy.  Kicked if off with The Gronk.  Followed by Shady, Baldwin, The Forgotten Man who's not forgotten anymore Devante Adams, Pryor, Golden Tate, Powell, & Luck. Damn, I don't need any of that Cialis I"m pumped with this team.  Obviously I'm picking this team as a playoff team and has a legit shot to win it all.

House of Cards. This team drafts like I do in Kentucky where you have to start 3 WR.  The Cialis is definately flowing now!  Starting if off with AJ Green, Hilton, Landy, Alshon, and Ty Montgomery.  Wowzers come on Bip give the rest of the league a chance. Follows it up with CJ Anderson "he sucks and Booker is better", Hunter Henry, AP, Gio and old man Gore going strong on Cialis. Seriously how many Cialis references can I make? They need to start paying me. He waits patiently until round 11 and grabs Cam Newton. Are you serious???? Just give him the damn championship trophy already! WOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

Doughboys #11.  Really loving picks 1,2,&4 in Freeman, Michael Thomas and Tyreek Hill. Picking Lynch at 3.11 not loving it at all.  Even a couple years ago when he was still on Seattle I wouldn't have picked him there. TE's are the black unicorn Bennett & hands of stone Cook.  Going to really need to hit on who he plays at both flex spots each week to remain competitive.  I like the Manning & Rivers picks late, but the picking of Lynch and then Ingram at 5:11 with the signing of AP and drafting Kamara might be tough to overcome.  Tough shot at making the playoffs with being a total points league and not a lot of star power over the first few picks. 

Iced Coffee.  I just want to start by saying I HATE ICED COFFEE, but I like this team.. My boy Nick Manderfield loves it and when he orders it at the local coffee shop he order as I'll have the Ron Meyer. He's a bit of a Richard Cranium if you know what I mean.  Obviously he went to the school or Ron Meyer in punting the RB position.  Starts the draft with Jordy, Dez, Delanie, Dalvin Cook "seriously a rookie with a bad combine and offensive line as your RB1!!"  After than mental lapse he gets back on track with Benjamin, Crabtree, Woodhead "comeback player of the year", Derrick Henry who I love love love in dynasty.  Plus to throw some salt on the woulds of this league he picks up the Ravens darling Dixon and MR. throw for 5,000 yards Cousins.  Definately a top 3 contender to win it all, but due to the team name I hope he comes up short.

 

That's a wrap on this years draft review. I hope you enjoyed it.  In partying words I'd like to quote the Prince of Darkness Ozzy Osbourne and say I love you all!!!!!!  Now turn up the volume and enjoy a little Paranoid performed by Black Sabbath for the last time live.  Yes, it brings a tear to my eye.

https://youtu.be/wZmHfcZDeNs

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2 weeks 3 days until the draft.  Every year someone comes out of this looking like a donkey.... Sonny Weaver

 

Who's going to reach and take the 1st rookie?  When will the first QB be drafted?  These questions and more will be answered soon. Catch is all live on the HSFFHOUR.

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Waspguy here, commenting on the Revelations draft. It is a privilege to be in the group of brutally efficient Revelations drafters, but we tip our hats to the old (really old) guard founders of the earliest FFPC draft, the Genesis drafters, with whom we are explicitly or implicitly in annual combat. It is our pleasure to represent our side in the timeless struggle between merit-based blue collar values and white-collar privilege (Chef, you should be in our league).  In the beginning, the FF earth was without form, and Alex Kaganovsky formed the Genesis league, and it was good. And then, David Gerczak formed the Revelations League, and it was, well, better. That's pretty much the whole story...

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10 hours ago, waspguy said:

Waspguy here, commenting on the Revelations draft. It is a privilege to be in the group of brutally efficient Revelations drafters, but we tip our hats to the old (really old) guard founders of the earliest FFPC draft, the Genesis drafters, with whom we are explicitly or implicitly in annual combat. It is our pleasure to represent our side in the timeless struggle between merit-based blue collar values and white-collar privilege (Chef, you should be in our league).  In the beginning, the FF earth was without form, and Alex Kaganovsky formed the Genesis league, and it was good. And then, David Gerczak formed the Revelations League, and it was, well, better. That's pretty much the whole story...

And I think this year proves it.  Looking at the Genesis draft, I should have joined that one.  There are a few good drafters, but all in all, there were FAR more mistakes made than in the Revelations draft.  Guess I prefer the better competition over the easy money :)  Sorry Genesis, but Revelations is the best this year.  I don't think any of us drafted 12 rookies on one team...

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On 3/3/2017 at 2:13 PM, 2packer said:

Revelations we make the ADP!

Welcome to the World Famous 2017 Revelations post draft review.  This is a regular season total points league and then switches to head to head in the playoffs. Shut up I didn't make the rules.  I want to first thank the new blood that joined this year. Not many have the testicular fortitude to step up to the challenge to compete against the self proclaimed greatest redraft league in all of fantasy football. Special thanks goes out to David Gerczak and whoever his co host is that featured the draft live on the High Stakes Fantasy Football Hour.  We should have been on for the entire 2 hours, but that would have probably pushed the Geriatrics in Genesis into cardiac arrest.

Now kickback, relax, and grab a glass of your favorite beverage or edible and enjoy the review.  Note this review is for entertainment purposes only.  If it hurts your feelings you probably shouldn't be in this league.  I suggest going to a safe house to be consoled by other snowflakes.

Team Rednecks kicked off the draft from the 1 hole.  He wasted no time in selected David Johnson followed up by 2 future stud running backs in Fournette & McCaffrey.  Being a savvy veteran of Revelations & the FFPC he follows that up with 2 TE's in Rudolph & Drew Brees' former lover Jimmy Graham. "hit up David Gerczak on Twitter for more info"  WR's usually are a pretty good staple to have on your team and he decided to punt this position by selecting Rishard Matthews, Jamison Crowder, & Adam Thielen. I almost threw up some of my scotch typing that.  At least he redeamed himself by selecting former NCAA National Champion and Heisman winner Jameis Winston from FSU "Go NOLES!" and Marcus Mariota.  Unfortunately this is not a 2 QB league and unless those 2 rookie RB's are both Zeke mini me he is on the outside looking at the boys competing in the playoffs.

Tree Huggers drafted from the 2 hole.  Mr. Hunter was quite reserved in the chatroom compared to normal years. I suspect he didn't start drinking early enough. Which would explain why this year is probably his best team EVAH in Revelations.  Todd started it off with a solid pick of Zeke at the 1.02 and then Kelce and Ajayi in rounds 2/3. Need I say more? Are we ready to watch him compete in the playoffs?  Starting roster will consist of ex Badgers QB Wilson, Zeke, Ajayi, Ware, Marshall, Corey Davis, & Kelce.  Going to sprinkle in a little Ertz, J Matthews, & breakout candidate DeVante Parker.  Yes, write that down breakout player DeVante Parker. Get him now while he's cheap.

 

2Packer drafting from the 3 spot shocked the world passing on LeVeon Bell for Mike Evans. While Evans is a great player I'd like to check his BAC at the time of this pick. In round 2 he takes Jordan Reed over Travis Kelce.  At this point in the show the Mel Kiper JR of Blog Talk Radio Dave Gerczak chimes bashing 2packer for taking Evans over Bell and Reed over Kelce.  He even tries to back it up with stupid last years stats how Kelce outperformed Reed down the stretch and into the playoffs.  News flash Mr. Kiper it's 2017 and not 2016 anymore! With the next few picks he drafts former #1rookie Todd Gurley & Sammy Watkins. Um, hello have you seen them play last year??? Oh that's right it's 2017 not 2016.  In normal 2Packer fashion he punts the RB2 position hoping to catch lightning in a bottle with maybe Kamara, Hunt and former fantasy darling J Chaz. This team might be better suited for best ball format, but has some electrifying players that could rack up some points in this total points format. Definate shot at making the playoffs.

Sudden Birth #4 Always a contender in this league, but this year could be the exception unless the cheatriots offense holds up. At the 1.04 in absolute shock still available Bell is selected followed up by Brady's new shiny toy in Cooks and old man Greg Olsen at TE.  With the Patriots Cialis kicking in he selects Tom Brady & Edelman next. Team is looking very good at this point so he decides to start throwing some very bad darts at Lacy, DJax, Abdullah, and then Percy Harvin 2.0 John Ross. I give it a 50/50 shot at making the playoffs especially if the Patriots offense sputters.

 

DudePlatinum Mr DraftMaster himself picking #5. Solid first 5 in Antonio, DeMarco, A Rob, Keenan, & Brees.  I award a couple extra bonus points as I have a special place in my heart for A Rob & Keenan. Somebody forgot to tell him this is a 1.5 pt PPR for TE's and you have to pick a starter it's not best ball format. Doyle, Fiddle sticks or however you say his name, & old McDonald had a farm. Come ON MAN, lay off the micro brews during drafting.  Just kidding, I'm funny like a clown.  Lacking at the RB2 and TE could be the teams downfall. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but we do thank you for your donation.

Jake Butt's Ex Yes, say that fast a couple of times.  Welcome to Revelations Shane. Kicks it off with OBJ & Hopkins. Wow I think that Cialis Sudden Birth had is rubbing off on me. Oh behave "said in my Austin Powers voice" Follows it up with a good while not hurt pick in Eifert and the guy with the 2nd best right hook in the NFL Joe Mixon.  Too soon for that comment? If you thought 2Packer liked to punt RB check out this roster of Mixon, D. Martin, Perkins, Fat Kelley, Prosise the sissy. I really like the wild card WR if you can hit them on the weeks of Moncrief, Bryant, & John Brown.  Not a playoff contender this year, but we do thank you for joining Revelations this year and look forward to your analysis of the 2018 rookies.  You're one of the few I actively search out around combine & draft time.

 

Kobeez Krew Starts it off with Me & Julio "Jones" down by the school yard. You're singing it aren't you. Kind of digging this team, or maybe it's the blind russians starting to kick in. Those DAMN Russians. Julio, Melvin, Lamar, Rodgers, Crowell Sanders, Ebron etc. This is the last hurrah for Lamar, Crowell, Sanders, & Lat Murray.  Can they pop a couple Cialis and finish strong or will they go limp into the playoffs?  See what I did there?  Again I'm funny like a clown.  Good shot at making the playoffs and if you are a betting man and getting decent odds place a few bucks on them to win it all.

Brown,  The leader of the chat room. Instead of leader I prefer Colonel Angus "say that quickly" of the chatroom picks from the 8 hole. I said eight not A hole. He wasn't beating around the bush and brought it with Cooper, J Howard, Demaryius, Hyde, T. Coleman, Fitz, & Matty Ice to start the draft.  Pretty weak at tight end and depth, but overall a solid contender for the championship. Looking forward to see if his team can back it up as much as the talking he can do in the chatroom.

Real Swipes.  At first glance I look at the team and in my Tommy Boy voice say Tommy likey, Tommy want wingy.  Kicked if off with The Gronk.  Followed by Shady, Baldwin, The Forgotten Man who's not forgotten anymore Devante Adams, Pryor, Golden Tate, Powell, & Luck. Damn, I don't need any of that Cialis I"m pumped with this team.  Obviously I'm picking this team as a playoff team and has a legit shot to win it all.

House of Cards. This team drafts like I do in Kentucky where you have to start 3 WR.  The Cialis is definately flowing now!  Starting if off with AJ Green, Hilton, Landy, Alshon, and Ty Montgomery.  Wowzers come on Bip give the rest of the league a chance. Follows it up with CJ Anderson "he sucks and Booker is better", Hunter Henry, AP, Gio and old man Gore going strong on Cialis. Seriously how many Cialis references can I make? They need to start paying me. He waits patiently until round 11 and grabs Cam Newton. Are you serious???? Just give him the damn championship trophy already! WOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

Doughboys #11.  Really loving picks 1,2,&4 in Freeman, Michael Thomas and Tyreek Hill. Picking Lynch at 3.11 not loving it at all.  Even a couple years ago when he was still on Seattle I wouldn't have picked him there. TE's are the black unicorn Bennett & hands of stone Cook.  Going to really need to hit on who he plays at both flex spots each week to remain competitive.  I like the Manning & Rivers picks late, but the picking of Lynch and then Ingram at 5:11 with the signing of AP and drafting Kamara might be tough to overcome.  Tough shot at making the playoffs with being a total points league and not a lot of star power over the first few picks. 

Iced Coffee.  I just want to start by saying I HATE ICED COFFEE, but I like this team.. My boy Nick Manderfield loves it and when he orders it at the local coffee shop he order as I'll have the Ron Meyer. He's a bit of a Richard Cranium if you know what I mean.  Obviously he went to the school or Ron Meyer in punting the RB position.  Starts the draft with Jordy, Dez, Delanie, Dalvin Cook "seriously a rookie with a bad combine and offensive line as your RB1!!"  After than mental lapse he gets back on track with Benjamin, Crabtree, Woodhead "comeback player of the year", Derrick Henry who I love love love in dynasty.  Plus to throw some salt on the woulds of this league he picks up the Ravens darling Dixon and MR. throw for 5,000 yards Cousins.  Definately a top 3 contender to win it all, but due to the team name I hope he comes up short.

 

That's a wrap on this years draft review. I hope you enjoyed it.  In partying words I'd like to quote the Prince of Darkness Ozzy Osbourne and say I love you all!!!!!!  Now turn up the volume and enjoy a little Paranoid performed by Black Sabbath for the last time live.  Yes, it brings a tear to my eye.

https://youtu.be/wZmHfcZDeNs

Dave Gerczak's co-host for the live draft broadcast was Eric Balkman in case anyone was wondering.

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49 minutes ago, Eric Balkman said:

Dave Gerczak's co-host for the live draft broadcast was Eric Balkman in case anyone was wondering.

Thanks buddy, I couldn't remember who the funny ones side kick was.

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2Pack, nice write-up as usual.  But I believe my team is worse than you think it is.  I am just rolling out of baseball mode, and hadn't done my homework.  And what's up with the Cialis obsession?  You either need less scotch, or more porn.  Maybe both?  Good luck this season, young man.

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What an underwhelming week 1 of football.  Fantasy football can be really cruel at times with the losses to key guys such as Edelman, Ware, A Rob, and the number 1 overall pick David Johnson.  Whoever drafted Kareem Hunt must be loving life right now.  Genius, or luck?  I'll let you decide.   I'm going to try to improve on my 206 from last week now that Mike Evans isn't on bye.  Still plenty of football left to play. This is a 13 week total points marathon not a sprint to make the playoffs.

Here are the results after week 1.

2Packer 206
Brown Panda 144
Rednecks 129
vcstaff 126
Kobeez Krew 117
Tree Huggers 112
DudePlatinum 110
Real Swipes 109
Doughboys 102
Jake Butt's Ex 94
House of Cards 92
Sudden Birth 85

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On 9/15/2017 at 6:41 PM, Wasp said:

Interesting, 2Packer, I don't remember your posting the week one scores in years past. ;)

It's new this year.  Being in Revelations we are cutting edge and need to keep evolving otherwise we will go stagnant and die like soon to be Genesis.  Revelations will be the most talked about league in all of fantasy sports.  I envision sponsorships for all drafters in the years to come.  Week 2 will be up later this week.

How have you been?  Surgery go good?

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Congratulations to House of Cards being top scorer putting up 172 points. CJ Anderson led the way with 30.40 followed closely by Ty Montgomery's 29.  Side note Jarvis Landry in his first game scored 20.10.  I couldn't believe how far he fell in drafts in September.

VCSTAFF came in second with 156.25 points which included a donut from Jordy Nelson. What could have been, what could have been.

Doughboys rounds out the top 3 with a 154.15 point week.  No major superstar points this week just an all around solid effort by the team other than 18 from Detroit's Defense.

Team Real Swipes got a big goose egg from QB due to the late scratch of Sam Bradford.  Only other QB on roster is Luck.  Ouch! In a 13 week total points league every point counts.

2Packer 351
vcstaff 282
Brown Panda 276
Kobeez Krew 270
House of Cards 264
Doughboys 256
Tree Huggers 251
DudePlatinum 243
Jake Butt's Ex 223
Rednecks 222
Real Swipes 213
Sudden Birth 175

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Week 3 review.

We are almost 1/3 of the way through the regular season. Still lots of football left to play.  Especially with the goofy rules of total points through week 13 and then the playoffs are head to head.  Good Game to whoever created those rules.  Their parents probably also gave him/her participation ribbons for taking 14th out of 14th place.

Enough of the soap box as I've stated it numerous times through the years and onto the results.

2packer leads the way with a 190.55 point week with the help of the RB duo of Hunt 25.3 & Gurley 37.9.  Plus WR sexy man Sammy Watkins 28.6 & Stefon Diggs 37.3.  Are you Diggs'n the team? Yes, I'm funny and it's okay to laugh.

2nd spot goes to Sudden Birth with a 155.3  led by future hall of famer Tom Bradys 41.50 and his new shiny toy Brandin Cooks 32.1. 

3rd place goes to Brown Panda with 154.7.  Nice to see Jordan Howard come out of his shell with 33.4.  Larry Fitzgerald chipped in with 33.9.  How old is he 60?  He's going to be collecting social security before he retires from the NFL.  He's a great guy, plus does a lot of charity work.  Check him out on Twitter.

Season totals

2Packer 541
Brown Panda 431
vcstaff 400
Kobeez Krew 385
Tree Huggers 379
House of Cards 372
Doughboys 367
Rednecks 352
DudePlatinum 352
Jake Butt's Ex 345
Real Swipes 338
Sudden Birth 330

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Week 4 in review. 

Tree Huggers takes the top spot this week with a 167.25 fueled by Russell Wilson w/ 32.55,  Zeke's 29.90, Kelce 27.90 and we have a Tyrell Williams sighting scoring 22.50.  Mr. Hunter has moved into 2nd place in the overall standings.  If you recall from the post draft review I did state this was his best drafted team ever in Revelations. 

Doughboys comes in close behind with 162.70 led by Eli "I cry like a baby" Manning 30.60.  I love everybody but I hate him.  Overall solid contributions from everyone on the team scoring in double digits except Tyreek Hill who could only manage 8.50

Sudden Birth rounds out the top 3 with a score of 150.35.  Look out for this team.  He started out slow but has been picking up steam.  Bell led the way with 34.6 followed by Tom Bradys 23.55 and some guy named Cameron Brate with 20 and Seattle D with 19.

 

Season totals after week 4

2Packer 672
Tree Huggers 546
Brown Panda 533
Doughboys 530
Kobeez Krew 517
vcstaff 516
House of Cards 499
Rednecks 483
Sudden Birth 480
DudePlatinum 452
Real Swipes 449
Jake Butt's Ex 447

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Week 5 review

Sorry for the late review as I have been busy going to middle school & freshman volleyball games.  Plus working the concession stands. 

Things are starting to tighten up in the standings thanks to the outstanding performance by 2Packer putting up a 75.60 total this week. Nice job!!

House of Cards takes the top spot for the week with a 189.25 led by Deshaun Watson 38.15 "keep it up kid!" and AJ Greens 31.9.   Some guy named Aaron Jones "$328 bid" chipped in with 20.40 and we had a TY Hilton sighting this week scoring 24.7

Rednecks takes the 2nd spot putting up 152.9 lead by Fournette 31.40 and Jags d with 29.  Really the Jags D???  Big Ben you stink and should have retired.

VCSTAFF grabs the 3rd with 152.45 led by Dak's 33.25. What a great game that Cowboys/Packers game was.  Aaron Rodgers owns that stadium.  Seriously, if you don't believe me check out wiki.  Special note back up Derrick Henry he started for a 0.9 and had McKinnon on the bench with 26.6. Fantasy football is funny some times.

Overall standings after week 5

2Packer 748
House of Cards 689
vcstaff 668
Doughboys 658
Tree Huggers 651
Kobeez Krew 642
Rednecks 636
Brown Panda 626
Sudden Birth 619
Jake Butt's Ex 582
DudePlatinum 566
Real Swipes 556

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Week 6 in review.  Woah, almost half way there.  Woah, some teams are livin' on a prayer.  You're singing it in your head.

 

Brown Panda takes the top spot this week with a 170.50 Let by old man Fitz with 29.8.  He's like the energizer bunny just keeps going & going & going.  Demaryius Thomas chipped in with 23.3. I expect him to continue to produce with E Sanders injury.  Last but not least we had another Carlos Hyde sighting scoring 24.5. 

VCSTAFF aka Mr. Steady Eddie takes the 2nd spot for the week with a 151.9 led by Kirk Cousins 32.1 and some guy named Jerick McKinnon pitched in 26.9 points.  What restaurant did he use to tend bar at?

Real Swipes top 3 this week scoring 138.35.  The Gronk led the way with 29.3 and the Rams D racked up 19.  psst, might want to throw Pryor on the bench and start Engram who scored 21.7 and the Giants have nobody else to throw the ball to. Or not it's your team and you can do as you want with it.

The Eric Balkman award for the week goes to Doughboys with 72.4 points scored.  

Overall standings after week 6

2Packer 859
vcstaff 820
House of Cards 799
Brown Panda 796
Kobeez Krew 767
Rednecks 757
Sudden Birth 750
Tree Huggers 745
Doughboys 731
Jake Butt's Ex 714
DudePlatinum 697
Real Swipes 694

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Special thanks to our new sponsor Erik Balkman. Each week the lowest scoring team will be the recipient of the Eric Balkman award winning a free beer on Eric and a shoulder to cry on.  Thanks for stepping up to the plate and helping out.

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