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Week 7 review

Tree Huggers take the top spot of the week for the 2nd time scoring 159.  Zeke Elliott not only knows how to beat a woman but a defense scoring 40.90 "Sassy!" Russell Wilson chipped in with 29.7 & Zach Ertz with 22.4

2Packer comes in at 2nd with 155.90.  Led by I'm really good when I decide to play on Sunday Jordan Reed 30.4 & Gurley w/ 25.4.  The Adrian Peterson hype train came to a dead stop with only 4.3.

Doughboys rounds out the top 3 with 150.75.  Led my Tyreek Hills 25.20.  Did you know Dave Gerczak has a man crush on him? It's true I saw it on the internet.  Mark Ingram chips in with 21 and the Dallas D scores a solid 16.


This weeks Eric Balkman award recipient goes to House of Cards scoring 79.55.  Make sure you hit up Eric on Twitter for that kleenex & free beer.

Overall standings after week 7.  Still 6 weeks left so continue the waiver wire grind & setting those lineups.

2Packer 1014
vcstaff 948
Brown Panda 936
Tree Huggers 905
Sudden Birth 894
Kobeez Krew 886
Doughboys 882
House of Cards 878
Rednecks 870
Jake Butt's Ex 835
Real Swipes 820
DudePlatinum 807

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Saddle up Pilgrim!  There's a new sheriff in town and his name is Todd Hunter.

Tree Huggers puts up a massive 222.80 to crush everyone this week and move into 1st place in the overall standings. Russell Wilson with 40.60 what a great game that was vs the Texans.  Zeke with 28.40, Kelce 29.8, Baltimore D with 31 and then this guy definately has a lucky horse shoe up his butt getting 22.50 out of Robby Anderson & 28.50 from Paul Richardson.

Dude Platinum wins 2nd prize in the beauty contest scoring 140.05.  Jack Doyle with a 36.10.  Who is Jack Doyle?? 

Sudden Birth rounds out the top 3 with 138.85 led by Will all I do is score touchdown bombs Fullers 29.50, Tom Brady 20.85, Kai Forbath 17.30 a kicker! Who said kickers aren't important?

Rednecks is this weeks Eric Balkman award winner bringing up the rear with a 103.8.  Ju Ju not only looked good on TV, but looked really good on his bench this week.

Overall standings after week 8.   Week 9 brings us another round of a brutal bye week.

Tree Huggers 1127
2Packer 1126
vcstaff 1063
Brown Panda 1056
Sudden Birth 1032
Kobeez Krew 1016
Doughboys 1014
Captain Underpants 988
Rednecks 974
Jake Butt's Ex 957
DudePlatinum 947
Real Swipes 943

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Week 9 review.  It's go time only 4 weeks left.

Doughboys with the top spot scoring 158.85.  He was led by Jared Goff with 31.55.  WOW what a difference getting rid of that stone Fisher makes. Marvin Jones chipped in with 29.7 and hands of stone Jared Cook hauled in 24.6.  Seriously Jared Cook went 8 for 126 yards.  "rolls eyes"

2Packer with the 2nd best scoring 155.05.  He wasn't too happy losing the overall lead last week so he had Mike Evans bitch slap Marshon Lattimore. Rookie Alvin Kamara led the way with 33.2, followed closely by Tyrod Taylors 31.75.  Thanks for the 2.3 points Mike Evans.  Your 0 this week isn't going to help retain the lead.

Kobeez Krew comes in 3rd with 142.15.  Let's just say this was a lucky 142.15 Robert Woods 23, Julius Thomas 23.4, & Greg Zuerlein with 18.30.  I don't see that ever happening again this season.  Rod Smith with a goose egg this week at RB.  C'Mon man!  You are better than that.  You gotta hit the waiver wire and field a lineup.

Jake Butt's Ex is the Eric Balkman award winner limping in with 79.6.  It's been a challenging year for the new comer Shane as he's currently last in the overall.  We do thank you for donating this year.

overall standings after week 9

2Packer 1281
Tree Huggers 1267
vcstaff 1193
Brown Panda 1176
Doughboys 1173
Kobeez Krew 1159
Sudden Birth 1125
Captain Underpants 1119
Rednecks 1080
DudePlatinum 1076
Real Swipes 1054
Jake Butt's Ex 1037

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Week 10 week in review.  Only 3 more weeks to battle for final playoff spots.

Brown Panda brings home the top spot of the week with a 157.35 led by Sterling Shepards 25.2 and Devin Funchess with 26.20.  Old Man Fitz still bringing it with 21.30.

Rednecks comes in 2nd with 154.90.  Led by Adam Thielen's 30.6, Jimmy Grahams 23.70, and a couple rookies in Ju JU with 20.7 & CMC with 20.  Fournette was a turd this week scoring only 6.6.  Anyone follow Ju Ju on youtube?

Kobeez Krew rounds out the top 3 with 154.05 led by future hall of famer Robert Woods 37.10 and Greg Zuerleins 17.60.  Yes, kickers are important.  Anyone else miss the boat this year on Robert Woods?  I even had that stone in dynasty and cut him when the season started.

Jake Butt's Ex is the Eric Balkman award winner for the 2nd week in a row scoring 86 this week.  Make sure you hit up Eric for your free adult beverage.  If Shane keeps winning this award he is going to become the butt of all jokes.


Overall standings after 10 weeks. For the 2nd time in 3 weeks Mr Hunter and team Tree Huggers takes over the top spot.  Sending virtual high five.  We are starting to see some seperation for that last playoff spot.  VCSTAFF holds a 37 point lead with 3 weeks to go.

Tree Huggers 1379
2Packer 1374
Brown Panda 1333
Kobeez Krew 1313
Doughboys 1302
vcstaff 1281
Captain Underpants 1244
Sudden Birth 1241
Rednecks 1235
Real Swipes 1196
DudePlatinum 1189
Jake Butt's Ex 1123

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Week 12 review.


Sorry for not posting week 11 results.  Got a little busy with Thanksgiving week. 

DudePlatinum takes the top spot this week with 175.1.  He actually was for week 11 and making a strong push for the final playoff spot.  Some teams rollover dead down the stretch and others rise to the challenge.  Antonio Brown led the way with 40.90 followed up by Keenan Allen with 34.2.  These 2 have been on fire the past couple of weeks.  Hopefully they can keep it going as I have them in a few leagues as well.

Kobeez Krew comes in 2nd with 158.35 led by Julio Jones 50.80.  Should I use that term 50 burger?  Balky hates it so yes I will.  Carson Wentz continues to shine chipping in 26.25.  This team has Josh Gordon on the bench.  How many points you think he scores this week?

Captain Underpants rounds out the top 3 with a 152.40.  Solid performances by Jamaal I'm the 3rd RB on the team Williams 29.50.  Hunter Henry with his on again off again season chips in with 21.10.

VCSTAFF is this weeks Eric Balkman award winner limping in with 91.7 points.

We are down to the final week of the season.  Only 8 points seperate 3 teams playing for the final playoff spot.  Can 2Packer & Tree Huggers hold on and lock up 1st round byes?


2Packer 1660
Tree Huggers 1634
Kobeez Krew 1595
Brown Panda 1579
Doughboys 1577
DudePlatinum 1547
Rednecks 1541
Captain Underpants 1539
Sudden Birth 1518
vcstaff 1477
Real Swipes 1442
Jake Butt's Ex 1323

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What an exciting finish to the regular season unless you are on team Brown Panda. The panda use to be white & black but after he pooped the bed he's now brown.  Mr Panda went from 4th to 7th in points due to a 94.15 performance this past week.  Okay enough about the heartaches and onto this weeks winners.

Captain Underpants led the way with a 178.05.  New team name and new attitude propelled this team from 8th to 5th place led by the Miami Defense scoring 30 points.  When did Miami get a defense?  4 additional players topped the 20 mark including Super Cam with 22.25, Sexy Rexy Burkhead 25.3, Jamaal Williams 20.30, & A.J. I don't catch passes in the 2nd half Green with 26.7.

Dude Platinum comes in second with week with a 167.15.  This team needs to call itself butter because it's on a roll.  After week 10 he was in 11th place and with that performance wraps up the final playoff spot.  Led by my favorite player Keenan Allen with 26.50 and Antonio I have a toe injury Browns 24.10.  Justin Tucker chipped in with a 18.50.  Who says the kicker position isn't important?  I say draft him next year by round 13.

Doughboys rounds out the top 3 with a 156.5.  Led by Tyreek Hills 36.50.  Solid performances by Mark Ingram 24.2, Philip Rivers 21, and Beast Mode even sprung a long td scoring 20.1 this week.

Congratulations to 2Packer & Tree Huggers wrapping up 1st round byes.  Special thanks to this years sponsor Jameson for dropping off a 1.75 liter bottle to the #1 seed.  Sorry, not sorry you didn't get one Mr. Hunter.

This weeks playoff matchups are #3 Doughboys vs #6 Dude Platinum  & #4 Kobeez Krew vs #5 Captain Underpants.

Sudden Birth is this weeks Eric Balkman award winner scoring 80.2 this week.


Final regular season standings.

2Packer 1773
Tree Huggers 1768
Doughboys 1733
Kobeez Krew 1722
Captain Underpants 1717
DudePlatinum 1714
Brown Panda 1674
Rednecks 1655
vcstaff 1602
Sudden Birth 1598
Real Swipes 1598
Jake Butt's Ex 1406

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Week 14 AKA round 1 of the playoffs is in the books.


Captain Underpants takes care of business defeating Kobeez Krew 157.75 to 106.15.  Jamaal Williams led the way with 30.80 followed by Jarvis Landry 24.60 and Hunter Henry with 17.  Jamaal Williams has been on a roll lately and will be interesting to see how he does this week with Aaron Rodgers coming back. 

Doughboys in a thriller defeats Dude Platinum 137.75 to 129.05.  This was an exciting one to watch. Going into Monday night  3.5 points separated them.  Doughboys had Hogan & Gostkowski and Dude Platinum with Stills & New England D.  New England D came up with only 2 points and he had Denver D on the bench which scored 19.  Plus Mr Benjamin Watson gave him a big ol donut.  I"m guessing they aren't exchanging Christmas cards this year.


This weeks match ups are #1 Seed 2Packer vs #5 Captain Underpants & #2 seed Tree Huggers vs #3 Doughboys.

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Revelations playoff week 2 AKA the Semi Finals.

2Packer gave Captain Underpants a 189.6 point Wedgie that went all the way over his head. Final score 189.6 to 117.4 Led by Todd Gurley 45, Kareem Hunt 39.60 and Erin Rodgers 27.80.  Unfortunately team 2Packer won't have her "Erin" at QB this week.  Chin up Mr. Underpants, on the bright side you have a team sitting in 24th overall in the FPC.  I'll be cheering for the Notorious B I P to finish strong.

Doughboys takes down the 2 seed Tree Huggers 162.25 to 140.50.   Mark Ingram with 32.10, Devonta Freeman with 30.40, and Michael Thomas chipped in 24.3 to lead the Doughboys to victory.  Congrats to Tree Huggers on a great season.  Was near the top in the points standings all season and just came up a bit short in the playoffs.  Best of luck next year & I hope Santa brings you a #MAGA hat.

#1 seed 2Packer vs #3 seed Doughboys in the Championship.  Place your bets, place your bets.  Who you got to win? Game kicks off on Saturday at 3:30. 

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2017 Revelations Championship review.

2Packer defeated Doughboys 175.85 to 106.40 to win the highly coveted Revelations Championship.  Playoff stud Todd Gurley led the way with 49.60 followed by Kareem Hunt with 20.6 and on the last play of the season the Philadelphia D scored a TD for a total of 22 on the week.  How many people won or lost the championship because of that TD?

Special thanks to our sponsors Erik Balkman for providing the Kleenex & free drink to the lowest scorer of the week & Jameson Irish Whiskey for providing the regular season points leader with a 1.75 liter bottle. 

Thank you to the High Stakes Fantasy Football Hour for providing the live draft commentary.  Rumor has it there is a petition circulating the internet requesting Revelations receives the entire 2 hour coverage next season and Genesis gets an Exodus from the shows coverage. 

Last and certainly not least thank you to everyone who competed this year.  Not many have the guts to compete in the toughest league the FFPC offers where 12 of the self proclaimed greatest players compete for the coveted Revelations Championship.

Draft day is a short 4 1/2 months away.  Revelations... we make the ADP.  Just say no to #sheeplerankings

Happy New Year and good luck in the Playoff Challenge.

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